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I'm NOT Invited To THANKSGIVING Dinner!! RANT

Can you believe it! I'm NOT invited to go this year!

I can't imagine why I of all dogs excuse me...DIVAS is not allowed to be at the dinner. I have spent days planning just what would be perfect to wear in my hair. I have been soooo GOOD!

It all started a few days ago when Mommy got a call from her brother (Uncle Quarter...his real name is Porter). He invited her to his house for the dinner.

I didn't realize that I was not included. She told me this morning that I could not go. She tried to explain that he was concerned that I would chase their NEW kitties and be a general nuisance. WHAT! Like I would even. Who would even bother with some stinkin barn cats? Why would I get off my pillow to do something so silly?

Don't they know my name is CHANEL? All that stinky dog stuff is for other dogs. I spend my day being pampered and catered to. Mommy does what I want! I run the show! All plans, trip and excursions include me(and my green teddy). I even have a bed in Mommy's car.

It's ALL about ME! ME! ME!

Well...all this ranting is making me sleepy. Besides, there will be peace and quiet here at the crib for awhile. Mommy will surely be missing me and will give me lots of kisses and treats when she gets back from stuffing her face with turkey. Hey I might even do better by not going to Thanksgiving Dinner! She will feel guilty and give me more attention! OK...now I feel much better. Thanks for listening!

Happy Thanksgiving EVERYONE!!!!